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Abbreviations: Cn = Continental Size S = Standard Size C = Colour B = Black & White Sp = Sepia

Category Checklist And Order Form Comic

BAMFORTH

156 If a Bra Is An Upper Decker Flopper Stopper.......... S C 50p .......

206 She Offered Her Honour, He Honoured Her Offer.......... S C 50p .......

395 How B....... Stupid Can You Get, I Distinctly Said...... Prick His Boil! S C 50p .......

472 No, You Can't Play With Mine..... Just 'Cos Youve Broken Yours Off! S C 50p .......

680 Hot Air Dryer - Hey, Grandad -- That's For Drying Your Hannds! S C 50p .......

690 It Can't Be a Whistle------Iv'e Tried Blowing It! S C 50p .......

721 Blimey Mate --- Britain's Nothing to Fear While Your're Around! S C 50p .......

754 You Have'nt Time To To Ruddy Well Breathe Here Love! S C 50p .......

785 Nudist Beach - Well --- You Wanted A Cheeky Postcard S C 50p .......

835 Would You Like A Screw Driver? Not Know Love -- We're 10 Minutes Late Already S C 50p .......

895 The Rope You Fool, The ROPE! S C 50p .......

966 There Goes Old Tomkins -- He's Having It Off Next Week.......... S C 50p .......

984 Royal Oak - Try Our Beer It's Full Of Vitamin P. S C 50p .......

996 Tortoises 30p Each - Give Me Another One Of Those Crusty Meat Pies, Mate........ S C 50p .......

1035 Iv'e Heard He Uses His False Teeth To Scallop The Edges of His Pies. S C 50p .......

1042 ....Sex - Essex - Sussex S C 50p .......

1048 Well - Actually Dear - I've A Lot To Do - I Really Must Get Down To It! S C 50p .......

1070 Hey Fred - The Man Next Door Has Just Poked His Tool Through A Hole In The Fence S C 50p .......

1075 Our Aim Is To Keep This Place Clean. You're Aim Will Help! S C 50p .......

1078 Shouldn't Be Late Luv - There's Just One Old Banger Needs Touching Up! S C 50p .......

1092 Those Sex Pills You Gave Me Didn't Go Down Far Enough, Doctor ....... S C 50p .......

1093 He Was Streaking Through The Flower Show --- And Got 1st. Prize For The Marrow . S C 50p .......

1094 I Wish You'd Stop Admiring Nelson's Column -- .......... S C 50p .......

1995 Do You Think The Doctor Could Give Me Some Pills To Improve my Sex Urge? ...... S C 50p .......

1096 Hey Bert -- I Know What We Will Have For Tea - Sausage and Mash! S C 50p .......

1098 Stiff - Of Course It's Stiff - We 'Ave't Ad It Off For Years S C 50p .......

1099 I Missed My Morning Train Dear ---- That's A Funny Place To Leave The Milk! S C 50p .......

1958 Small Black Triangle - 'Comic' Series - If You Squeeze This Doll It Says Mamma!....... S C £1-00 ......

2000 Blimey, Mabel - What a Big Chopper S C 50p .......

2001 Yes Dear - The Workmen Have Arrived - They're Just Getting Their Tools Out! S C 50p .......

2003 That's the Way to Do It! - Punch and Judy S C 50p .......

2006 That Isn't What I Meant When I Said Put Your Specimen ON The Trolley! S C 50p .......

2007 Hey Mister, This Is For Ladies Only - That's Alright Love - So ish This S C 50p .......

2008 The Brute - He Took One Out - Then He Wanted To Give Me A Filling.. (Dentist) S C 50p .......

2009 Ring Me Back in an Hour Fred - Something Just Came Up! S C 50p .......

2010 Just Ignore Him - He'd Have Your Knickers Down in No Time! S C 50p .......

2011 For Crying Out Loud Fred - Not Half Way UP The Ladder S C 50p .......

2012 Have You Got One A Bit Bigger Than This.....? S C 50p .......

2013 No Problem Joe - Maisie Will Drop Them Off For You - Any Time! S C 50p .......

2014 Would You Like Another Large One My Dear?............ S C 50p .......

2015 It Just Says - After Mounting - Screw In Any Suitable Position S C 50p .......

2016 Cut That Out Fred - My Name's Not Judy - Punch and Judy S C 50p .......

2017 You Rang For A Ride Sir - How Far Would You Like To Go? S C 50p .......

2018 Poor Old Paddy, Two Years And He Hasn't Spotted A Thing........... S C 50p .......

2019 You Have Made Me Very Happy Today Peter......... S C 50p .......

2020 How Long Will The Next Bus Be.......... S C 50p .......

2021 This could Be Interesting Cilla - He's Asked The Referee To wipe His Balls. (Snooker) S C 50p .......

2022 It's Nice Out today Alf - Good I'll Get Mine Out S C 50p .......

2023 When I Said Bear Left, I Meant....... S C 50p .......

2024 Now Remember Girls. If you Drop Your Egg......... (Nudist Camp) S C 50p .......

2025 We Must go Back In Doors Now - He's Getting Too Much Exposure S C 50p .......

2026 ......and Finally Here Is A Severe Gail Warning....... S C 50p .......

2027 There You Can Make Just One Phone Call! (Boxing) S C 50p .......

2028 If They All Look Like Him Gladys - They'll Never Become Extinct S C 50p .......

2029 There Seems To Be Something A Bit Different about You Today Harry....... S C 50p .......

2030 Excuse Me Miss, Could You Point Me In The Direction Of Casualty S C 50p .......

2031 Phew - I Only Just Made It - Wow Could you Make Me One S C 50p .......

2032 He Thinks He's Still A Landlord - Still Topping Up Thr Short Measures! S C 50p .......

2033 You Can't Make Me Leave - I Have A Perfect Right! ........ S C 50p .......

2034 A Warning to Teetotallers - Never Drink Water! S C 50p .......

2035 If Yer Want Anything - Just ring! S C 50p .......

2036 I Think I'd Rather Have A Baby Than Have A Tooth Filled....... (Dentist) S C 50p .......

2037 It's Not That I Don't Enjoy Sex......... S C 50p .......

2038 Do You Keep Statioern Miss? No Love - I Wriggle A Bit! S C 50p .......

2039 How! - Me Know How Cowboy - Come Inside S C 50p .......

2040 The sun's Lovely - Like A Warm Hand Caressing One's Skin! S C 50p .......

2041B Couple Here Ready For Bedding Out Bert! S C 50p .......

2042 It's My Husband - He Says He's With You! S C 50p .......

2043 Now - Are There Any Points to Be Raised? S C 50p .......

2044 Waddaya Mean The Steak's Tough - That's The Gravy S C 50p .......

2045 Oi! The Peg For Your coat Is Over there! S C 50p .......

2046 How Would You Like To Try A Length Under Water? S C 50p .......

2047 Ooh Look Mavis - An Irish Flasher! S C 50p .......

2048 Ney Fred Lad, I Think You Have Misunderstood The Notice! S C 50p .......

2049 Cut That Out tommy - It Doesn't Apply To you! S C 50p .......

2050 Do You Take Anything For Your Constipation Mrs Watts?.......... S C 50p .......

2051 I Wondered What Had Happened To That Cat! S C 50p .......

2052 I'm Sorry The Vet Can't Talk To You At The Moment He Has His Hands Full! S C 50p .......

2053 I Don't Know Which Is Worst - Having Your Teeth Out - Or Having A Baby!..... S C 50p .......

2055 To Put A Patient On A Bedpan - You Lift Him By The Buttocks........... S C 50p .......

2057 You Say Your Husband Deserted You Ten Years Aro? .......... S C 50p .......

2058 Ice Cream Sundae Please - Crushed Nuts, Grandad? - No Lad It's Rheumatism! S C 50p .......

2059 No, No, Mr Smith - I Said Could I See Your Worn Old Spectacles1 S C 50p .......

2060 Now - Be Fair Missus - How would You Like It If I Came Round And Squeezed.......... S C 50p .......

2061 Just Look At Suzy - What A Figure - Shame About The Legs.......... S C 50p .......

2062 Nurse - I Feel Faint - Can I Put My Head Between Your Knees! S C 50p .......

2063 I Can See Now Why You Are The Entertainments Manager S C 50p .......

2064 Actually Youre' Just The Shape I'd Like To Get Into S C 50p .......

2065 Go On - At Least It Will Take The Wrinkles Out of Your Face! S C 50p .......

2069 I hope you don't mind but - My exercising machine has broken down (Chas) S C 50p .......

2070 Do You Mind If I Play Through - I've Just Heard My House Is On Fire! (Golf) S C £1-00 .......

2073 He won't pick up much with that! (Brian Perry) S C 50p .......

2074 Just like my boyfriend - hands are never where they should be! (Brian Perry) S C 50p .......

2075 How would these look on your wife sir? etc (Brian Perry) S C 50p .......

2076 This is Mrs Lovitt! Blimey-- She must do (Taylor) S C 50p .......

2077 Blimey, You haven't saved much for your retirement have you? S C 50p .......

2080 Are you giving him all he wants? etc. (Taylor) S C 50p .......

2081 Thats right love - Now just hold it your hand etc. S C 50p .......

2086 Look Dear, Mr Smith has balls just like yours S C 50p .......

BC2090L I know he's a very nice man..... Cn C 25p .......

BC2091L Yes Dear - It is a surprise! Cn C 25p .......

BC2092L Due to the reluctance of Miss Winterbottom........ Cn C 25p .......

BC2093L Hey Dad, You'll be happy to know........ Cn C 25p .......

BC2094L If your Boss has his way........ Cn C 25p .......

BC2095L Is that your new baton - ..... (Policeman) Cn C 25p .......

BC2096L Samantha - When Isaid nip down to the bettin' shop.......... Cn C 25p .......

BC2097L No Mister Jones - I said your Disc has gone all floppy! Cn C 25p .......

BC2098L Monster? - Och! You Should've seen the size....... Cn C 25p .......

BC2099L No, I won't slide down your pole - now move it! Cn C 25p .......

BC2100L That ain't the time - thats the year! Cn C 25p .......

BC2101L But - I'm your Husband! Cn C 25p .......

BC2102L I wish someone would cut his! Cn C 25p .......

BC2103L I wish you'd cut the grass - ..... Cn C 25p .......

BC2104L Oh! Was there something on the other channel? Cn C 25p .......

BC2105L Believe me Tanya - That wasn't casual sex! Cn C 25p .......

BC2106L I was only in for blood tests - ..... Cn C 25p .......

BC2107L It was the least I could do - ........ Cn C 25p .......

BC2108L Remember sneaking out last night with your hosepipe? Cn C 25p .......

BC2109L He's the new Health and Safety Officer! Cn C 25p .......

BC2110L ...and the sinks blocked, the grid wants clearing,......... Cn C 25p .......

BC2111L You're right darling - I am in bed with the Best man! Cn C 25p .......

BC2112L The Boy Scouts and the Girl Guides? Cn C 25p .......

BC2113L A Maternity Bra? Yes Madam - what bust...... Cn C 25p .......

BC2114L You were saying Dear, about letting the expert do it? Cn C 25p .......

BC2115L Er.Yes, Very nice - and what other interests do you have, Miss Goodbody ? (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2116L And how are your nerves today Mr. Twitchit? (Syd) Syd Kitching Cn C 25p .......

BC2117L But when you said you'd like to photograph me in the NUDE...! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2118L Go and tell your dad to come out of the water.......... (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2119L By "Give her one", I take it you mean a medal for the 400 metres? (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2120L Please Madam, stop - you're only making it harder for yourself ! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2121L Let's go back to that little Hotel for a second honeymoon? - Same here ! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2122L Here come the Chippendales - Well, two antiques anyway ! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2123L It's your wife - was your Nat. Lottery ticket in your grey jacket she gave to Oxfam Cn C 25p .......

BC2124L If this was on a woman she'd be pregnant"........ Brian Perry (BP) Cn C 25p .......

BC2125L He's semi retired - He still likes to keep his hand in" (BP) Cn C 25p .......

BC2126L Keep your mind on your job lad"...... (BP) Cn C 25p .......

BC2127L What a waste - I had a an all over bath ... and he only examined my chest!" (BP) Cn C 25p .......

BC2128L The trouble with eating tongue is - you never know when you've finished" (BP) Cn C 25p .......

BC2129L I know other little boys wee in the pool - but not from the high board! (BP) Cn C 25p .......

BC2130L Have you noticed.... the blokes don't seem to dance much at these turnouts (JR) Cn C 25p .......

BC2131L Something seems to be making us list, and I've got a good idea what they are (JR) Cn C 25p .......

BC2132L They say people and their pets grow to look like each other.... How daft (JR) Cn C 25p .......

BC2133L I think these public view ports on building sites are a brilliant idea..... Don't you (JR) Cn C 25p .......

BC2134L Couldn't you have made the jump instead? (JR) (John Ross) Cn C 25p .......

BC2135L He said "Let's look at Uranus" - So I left him seeing stars ! (JR) Cn C 25p .......

BC2136L Are you quite sure thats his hand? (JR) Cn C 25p .......

BC2137L Flat 42D ..... You must be joking ! (JR) Cn C 25p .......

BC2138L I wonder how much they want for these mirrors? (JR) Cn C 25p .......

BC2139L The relationship's over then .... is it? (JR) Cn C 25p .......

BC2140L No, I'm All in Favour of Saving Water - But.....! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2142L Well, You All Seem to Have the General Gist on Biology! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2143L Oh, You're Having Trouble with Your Breathing Too! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2144L So You're Nicholas? What a Coincidence! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2145L Did You Have To Get So Passionate on My New Waterbed? (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2146L What's Wrong Harry - Another Failed to Give Way? (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2147L What We Want To Know is.. Could You Kill a Man? OOOHH Yes.. Eventually (JR) Cn C 25p .......

BC2148L OOHH... What a Dinky Little Chopper Cn C 25p .......

BC2149L Well, They Don't Usually Take Down So Many Particulars! Cn C 25p .......

BC2150L After Being Tied to the Kitchen Sink for So Long........ Cn C 25p .......

BC2151L Watch the Little Dickie Bird, Girls! Cn C 25p .......

BC2152L If This Van Should Start a Rocking - Don't Come a Knocking! Cn C 25p .......

BC2153L A Bingo Bride, Enters the Church with Eyes Down...........etc. Cn C 25p .......

BC2154L Ladies - Which Brassiere Do You Wear?.......etc. Cn C 25p .......

BC2155L This Should Suit You! It's a Dirty Postcard! Cn C 25p .......

BC2156L Every Man Should Have 16 Wives - It Says So in the Marriage Service.......etc. Cn C 25p .......

BC2157L Could You Get the Walls This Nice Shade of Titty Pink, Mister? Cn C 25p .......

BC2158L How to Back Horses and Win.........etc Cn C 25p .......

BC2159L Optician! Cn C 25p .......

BC2160L No Henry, I said, 'Give her in front a Honk!' (Syd Kitching)(Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2161L Oh, Hello Vicar. I was just showing Miss Springer the ropes! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2162L Clarke Kent? I'd say more like Clarke Can't! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2163L No! I said 'Stop at Pier' - not Stop and Peer! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2164L When I said 'Score', I meant on the field! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2165L Come on Harry - Harder. You'll never get it up at this rate! (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2166L No Dear - I said, 'Look at the size of his Tentacles!' (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2167L OOOH, I can't wait - How long until it's in? (Syd) Cn C 25p .......

BC2168L OK lads, the drunks are finished.. Let's see what we can do, all together now.. (JR) Cn C 25p .......

BC2169L I'm not going in...did you see how cold that water is? (John Ross((JR) Cn C 25p .......

The following is a series of repeated favourites:

1012 Blimey - Her's My Husband, Can You Come Back Tonight? .......... S C 50p .......

BLOOMSBURY

B155 Bloomsbury Fair 23.5.99 Theme - Road Traffic Sign (Cartoon) Cn C 50p .......

DALKEITH PUBLISHING CO

S62 Cavemen at Play - B'nemouth Brontosaurus Collection - Prehistoric Edwardian Humour S C £2-00 .......

ISLE OF MAN POST OFFICE

Set No.8 Isle of Man Classic Comic Postcards - Issued 14th February 1990 5 Cards Cn C £1-50 .......

J.ARTHUR DIXON

PNF30066 Besley Comic: Relaxing on the Beach at Great Yarmouth Cn C 30p .......

J.SALMON

8-30-01-12 Rupert Besley Comic: First spot of rain we've had in months! Cn C 30p .......

8-30-01-13 Rupert Besley Comic: Come on in, you softies! Cn C 30p .......

8-30-01-14 Rupert Besley Comic: Enjoying the peace and quiet of the countryside. Cn C 30p .......

8-30-01-15 Rupert Besley Comic: Watch the birdie - Cn C 30p .......

JUDGES

C16826 100 Years of Motoring - Tom Browne Comic - "Can't you come in the proper way?" Cn C 30p .......

C16827 100 Years of Motoring - Tom Browne Comic - "Motoring is so exciting" Cn C 30p .......

C16828 100 Years of Motoring - Tom Browne Comic - "11-30 P.M." Cn C 30p .......

C16829 100 Years of Motoring - Tom Browne Comic - "The merry motor" Cn C 30p .......

C16830 100 Years of Motoring - Pratt's Motor Spirit (Poster) Cn C 30p .......

C16831 100 Years of Motoring - Collier Tyres - Speed and Safety (Poster) Cn C 30p .......

C16832 100 Years of Motoring - The Grose Tyre - Original non-skidding tyre (Poster) Cn C 30p .......

C16834 100 Years of Motoring - Palmer Tyres (Poster) Cn C 30p .......

C16835 100 Years of Motoring - Tom Browne Comic - "Can you play the 'Ole Bull and Bush' Cn C 30p .......

C16836 100 Years of Motoring - Tom Browne Comic - "I can distinctly hear a bee humming" Cn C 30p .......

C17161 Wish You Were Here" Comic by M. Raxworthy "... Found Some Last Minute Digs" Cn C 30p .......

C17163 Wish You Were Here" Comic by M. Raxworthy "..The Locals Seem Friendly" Cn C 30p .......

C17164 Wish You Were Here" Comic by M. Raxworthy "..Haven't Watched Telly All Week" Cn C 30p .......

C17165 Wish You Were Here" Comic by M. Raxworthy "..Enjoying the Views" Cn C 30p .......

C17166 Wish You Were Here" Comic by M. Raxworthy ".. An Uneventful Journey" Cn C 30p .......

C17167 Wish You Were Here" Comic by M. Raxworthy ".. Getting Away From It All" Cn C 30p .......

C17168 Wish You Were Here" Comic by M. Raxworthy ".. Getting to Know the Residents" Cn C 30p .......

C17169 Wish You Were Here" Comic by M. Raxworthy ".. Trying the Local Cuisine" Cn C 30p .......

C20403 A Sign of the Times - Comic Road Signs - Caution! Lonely shepherds Cn C 30p .......

MALVERN LIFE SERIES

PC HH10 No.6 The Beacon, Malvern, Height 1395ft. You can see 15 counties from here Cn C 25p .......

MAYFAIR

T1017 Legal Types - Things are only sent to try us Cn C 50p .......

T1027 Vote for Gran'Pop - Lawson Wood Cn C 50p .......

NOUVELLES IMAGES

No.1-50 Asterix the Gaul - Cartoon character by Liderzo Nos. 1-50 except No.20 and No.49 Cn C 30p .......

ALL 48 Cards Cn C £12-50 .......

P.H.TOPIC

No.228 Greetings From Basingstock by Colin Geary Cn C 50p .......

No.340 Greetings Earthlings on the New Millennium - Besley comic Cn C 50p .......

No.364 National Postcard Week 2001 26 Aug-1Sept.- Rupert Besley Comic Cn C 50p .......

No.425 Rupert Besley RB4. Post Office... That's right this used to be a Post Office Cn C 60p .......

No.430 Besley Comic RB5 - Ruddy Vandals! features Viking, Old Lady and Telephone Box Cn C 60p .......

No.445 Besley Comic RB6 - Sudoku Setters Conference - Yesss! Cn C 60p .......

No.446 Besley Comic RB7 - Sudoku on the Brain Cn C 60p .......

RAINBOW POSTCARDS

RCP-005 His 'N' Hers - No Sympathy for the car mechanic Cn C 25p .......

RCP-008 Good Sports - Football Cartoon Cn C 25p .......

RCP-010 His 'N' Hers - Guarding the garden fruit Cn C 25p .......

RCP-015 His 'N' Hers - The amateur plumber Cn C 25p .......

RCP-019 His 'N' Hers - 'Tea' surprise Cn C 25p .......

RCP-022 His 'N' Hers - Champagne and sailing ships Cn C 25p .......

RCP-033 Animal Antics - Cartoon Series - Sheep Cn C 25p .......

RCP-034 Good Sports - Horse Racing Cartoon Cn C 25p .......

RCP-037 Good Sports - Golfing Cartoon Cn C 25p .......

RCP-038 Good Sports - Football Cartoon Cn C 25p .......

RCP-039 Good Sports - Cricket Cartoon Cn C 25p .......

RCP-042 His 'N' Hers - The double car wash Cn C 25p .......

RCP-043 His 'N' Hers - All geared up to cut the lawn Cn C 25p .......

RCP-045 His 'N' Hers - Rowing machine bliss! Cn C 25p .......

RCP-046 Good Sports - Horse Racing Cartoon Cn C 25p .......

RCP-060 Good Sports - Golfing Cartoon Cn C 25p .......

RCP-061 Animal Antics - Cartoon Series - Animals First Cn C 25p .......

RCP-062 His 'N' Hers - Dive bombers, galore Cn C 25p .......

01-02 Good Sports - Cricket Cartoon Cn C 25p .......

02-02 Good Sports - Football Cartoon Cn C 25p .......

03-02 Good Sports - Rugby Carto