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Abbreviations: Cn = Continental Size  S = Standard Size  C = Colour  B = Black & White  Sp = Sepia

                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Category                                                                       Checklist And Order Form                                                                                   Comic             

                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

ABBA POSTCARDS                                                                                                                                                                                                          

No.90         Kirklees Light Railway - Motto - Safety First - Cartoon by Fred Camp                                                                            Cn   C  30p     .......

BAMFORTH                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

1891*         Seaside Comic - Large Black Triangle -  Cheerio From The Seaside! etc.                                                                         S     C  £1-50  ......

1958*         If You Squeeze This Doll It Says Mamma!....... etc.                                                                                                              S     C  £1-50  ......

1980*         What The Brassiere Said To The Top Hat - You Go On Ahead - I'll Give These Two A Lift                                       S     C  £1-50  ......

2099*         What Are You Doing In The Back Of That Car ? etc.                                                                                                         S     C  £1-50  ......

156             If a Bra  Is An Upper Decker Flopper Stopper..........                                                                                                            S     C  50p     .......

395             How B....... Stupid Can You Get, I Distinctly Said...... Prick His Boil!                                                                                S     C  50p     .......

690             It Can't Be a Whistle------Iv'e Tried Blowing It!                                                                                                                    S     C  50p     .......

721             Blimey Mate --- Britain's Nothing to Fear While Your're Around!                                                                                    S     C  50p     .......

754             You Have'nt Time To To Ruddy Well Breathe Here Love!                                                                                                S     C  50p     .......

785             Nudist Beach - Well --- You Wanted A Cheeky Postcard                                                                                                  S     C  50p     .......

835             Would You Like A Screw Driver?  Not Know Love -- We're 10 Minutes Late Already                                                S     C  50p     .......

895             The Rope You Fool, The ROPE!                                                                                                                                             S     C  50p     .......

966             There Goes Old Tomkins -- He's Having It  Off Next Week..........                                                                                      S     C  50p     .......

984             Royal Oak - Try Our Beer It's Full Of Vitamin P.                                                                                                                   S     C  50p     .......

996             Tortoises 30p Each - Give Me Another One Of Those Crusty Meat Pies, Mate........                                                    S     C  50p     .......

1042           ....Sex - Essex - Sussex                                                                                                                                                               S     C  50p     .......

1048           Well - Actually Dear - I've A Lot To Do - I Really Must Get Down To It!                                                                       S     C  50p     .......

1070           Hey Fred - The Man Next Door Has Just Poked His Tool Through A Hole In The Fence                                           S     C  50p     .......

1075           Our Aim Is To Keep This Place Clean. You're Aim Will Help!                                                                                           S     C  50p     .......

1078           Shouldn't Be Late Luv - There's Just One Old Banger Needs Touching Up!                                                                  S     C  50p     .......

1092           Those Sex Pills You Gave Me Didn't Go Down Far Enough, Doctor .......                                                                        S     C  50p     .......

1093           He Was Streaking Through The Flower Show --- And Got 1st. Prize For The Marrow .                                               S     C  50p     .......

1995           Do You Think The Doctor Could Give Me Some Pills To Improve my Sex Urge? ......                                                   S     C  50p     .......

1098           Stiff - Of Course It's Stiff - We 'Ave't Ad It  Off For Years                                                                                                 S     C  50p     .......

1099           I Missed My Morning Train Dear ---- That's A Funny Place To Leave The Milk!                                                         S     C  50p     .......

2000           Blimey, Mabel - What a Big Chopper                                                                                                                                     S     C  50p     .......

2001           Yes Dear - The Workmen Have Arrived - They're Just Getting Their Tools Out!                                                          S     C  50p     .......

2006           That Isn't What I Meant When I Said Put Your Specimen ON The Trolley!                                                                   S     C  50p     .......

2007           Hey Mister, This Is For Ladies Only - That's Alright Love - So ish This                                                                         S     C  50p     .......

2008           The Brute - He Took One Out - Then He Wanted To Give Me A Filling.. (Dentist)                                                      S     C  50p     .......

2009           Ring Me Back in an Hour Fred - Something Just Came Up!                                                                                               S     C  50p     .......

2010           Just Ignore Him - He'd Have Your Knickers Down in No Time!                                                                                        S     C  50p     .......

2012           Have You Got One A Bit Bigger Than This.....?                                                                                                                   S     C  50p     .......

2013           No Problem Joe - Maisie Will Drop Them Off For You - Any Time!                                                                                 S     C  50p     .......

2014           Would You Like Another Large One My Dear?............                                                                                                       S     C  50p     .......

2015           It Just Says - After Mounting - Screw In Any Suitable Position                                                                                       S     C  50p     .......

2016           Cut That Out Fred - My Name's Not Judy - Punch and Judy                                                                                             S     C  50p     .......

2017           You Rang For A Ride Sir - How Far Would You Like To Go?                                                                                            S     C  50p     .......

2018           Poor Old Paddy, Two Years And He Hasn't Spotted A Thing...........                                                                               S     C  50p     .......

2019           You Have Made Me Very Happy Today Peter.........                                                                                                            S     C  50p     .......

2020           How Long Will The Next Bus Be..........                                                                                                                                  S     C  50p     .......

2021           This could Be Interesting Cilla - He's Asked The Referee To wipe His Balls.  (Snooker)                                              S     C  50p     .......

2022           It's Nice Out today Alf - Good I'll Get Mine Out                                                                                                                   S     C  50p     .......

2023           When I Said Bear Left, I Meant.......                                                                                                                                        S     C  50p     .......

2024           Now Remember Girls. If you Drop Your Egg......... (Nudist Camp)                                                                                     S     C  50p     .......

2025           We Must go Back In Doors Now - He's Getting Too Much Exposure                                                                             S     C  50p     .......

2026           ......and Finally Here Is A Severe Gail Warning.......                                                                                                              S     C  50p     .......

2027           There You Can Make Just One Phone Call!   (Boxing)                                                                                                        S     C  50p     .......

2028           If They All Look Like Him Gladys - They'll Never Become Extinct                                                                                    S     C  50p     .......

2029           There Seems To Be Something A Bit Different about You Today Harry.......                                                                  S     C  50p     .......

2030           Excuse Me Miss, Could You Point Me In The Direction Of  Casualty                                                                             S     C  50p     .......

2031           Phew - I Only Just Made It - Wow Could you Make Me One                                                                                           S     C  50p     .......

2032           He Thinks He's Still A Landlord - Still Topping Up Thr Short Measures!                                                                       S     C  50p     .......

2033           You Can't Make Me Leave - I Have A Perfect Right! ........                                                                                                 S     C  50p     .......

2034           A Warning to Teetotallers - Never Drink Water!                                                                                                                 S     C  50p     .......

2035           If Yer Want Anything - Just ring!                                                                                                                                           S     C  50p     .......

2036           I Think I'd Rather Have A Baby Than Have A Tooth Filled....... (Dentist)                                                                       S     C  50p     .......

2037           It's Not That I Don't Enjoy Sex.........                                                                                                                                       S     C  50p     .......

2038           Do You Keep Statioern Miss? No Love - I Wriggle A Bit!                                                                                                 S     C  50p     .......

2039           How! - Me Know How Cowboy - Come Inside                                                                                                                    S     C  50p     .......

2040           The sun's Lovely - Like A Warm Hand Caressing One's Skin!                                                                                          S     C  50p     .......

2041B        Couple Here Ready For Bedding Out Bert!                                                                                                                           S     C  50p     .......

2043           Now - Are There Any Points to Be Raised?                                                                                                                         S     C  50p     .......

2044           Waddaya Mean The Steak's Tough - That's The Gravy                                                                                                     S     C  50p     .......

2045           Oi! The Peg For Your coat Is Over there!                                                                                                                              S     C  50p     .......

2047           Ooh Look Mavis - An Irish Flasher!                                                                                                                                      S     C  50p     .......

2048           Ney Fred Lad, I Think You Have Misunderstood The Notice!                                                                                          S     C  50p     .......

2049           Cut That Out tommy - It Doesn't Apply To you!                                                                                                                 S     C  50p     .......

2050           Do You Take Anything For Your Constipation Mrs Watts?..........                                                                                   S     C  50p     .......

2051           I Wondered What Had Happened To That Cat!                                                                                                                  S     C  50p     .......

2052           I'm Sorry The Vet Can't Talk To You At The Moment He Has His Hands Full!                                                              S     C  50p     .......

2053           I Don't Know Which Is Worst - Having Your Teeth Out - Or Having A Baby!.....                                                         S     C  50p     .......

2057           You Say Your Husband Deserted You Ten Years Aro?  ..........                                                                                         S     C  50p     .......

2058           Ice Cream Sundae Please - Crushed Nuts, Grandad? - No Lad It's Rheumatism!                                                            S     C  50p     .......

2059           No, No, Mr Smith - I Said Could I See Your Worn Old Spectacles1                                                                                  S     C  50p     .......

2060           Now - Be Fair Missus - How would You Like It If I Came Round And Squeezed..........                                                 S     C  50p     .......

2061           Just Look At Suzy - What A Figure - Shame About The Legs..........                                                                                S     C  50p     .......

2062           Nurse - I Feel Faint - Can I Put My Head Between Your Knees!                                                                                       S     C  50p     .......

2063           I Can See Now Why You Are The Entertainments Manager                                                                                             S     C  50p     .......

2064           Actually Youre' Just The Shape I'd Like To Get Into                                                                                                           S     C  50p     .......

2065           Go On - At Least It Will Take The Wrinkles Out of Your Face!                                                                                        S     C  50p     .......

2069           I hope you don't mind but - My exercising machine has broken down (Chas)                                                               S     C  50p     .......

2073           He won't pick up much with that!  (Brian Perry)                                                                                                                   S     C  50p     .......

2074           Just like my boyfriend - hands are never where they should be!  (Brian Perry)                                                              S     C  50p     .......

2075           How would these look on your wife sir? etc  (Brian Perry)                                                                                                 S     C  50p     .......

2076           This is Mrs Lovitt! Blimey-- She must do  (Taylor)                                                                                                             S     C  50p     .......

2077           Blimey, You haven't saved much for your retirement have you?                                                                                      S     C  50p     .......

2080           Are you giving him all he wants? etc.  (Taylor)                                                                                                                    S     C  50p     .......

2081           Thats right love - Now just hold it your hand etc.                                                                                                               S     C  50p     .......

2086           Look Dear, Mr Smith has balls just like yours                                                                                                                      S     C  50p     .......

BC2090L   I know he's a very nice man.....                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2091L   Yes Dear - It is a surprise!                                                                                                                                                        Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2092L   Due to the reluctance of Miss Winterbottom........                                                                                                               Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2093L   Hey Dad, You'll be happy to know........                                                                                                                                 Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2094L   If your Boss has his way........                                                                                                                                                  Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2095L   Is that your new baton - .....  (Policeman)                                                                                                                              Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2096L   Samantha - When Isaid nip down to the bettin' shop..........                                                                                               Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2097L   No Mister Jones - I said your Disc has gone all floppy!                                                                                                     Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2098L   Monster? - Och! You Should've seen the size.......                                                                                                               Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2099L   No, I won't slide down your pole - now move it!                                                                                                                  Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2100L   That ain't the time - thats the year!                                                                                                                                         Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2101L   But - I'm your Husband!                                                                                                                                                           Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2102L   I wish someone would cut his!                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2103L   I wish you'd cut the grass - .....                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2104L   Oh! Was there something on the other channel?                                                                                                                Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2105L   Believe me Tanya - That wasn't casual sex!                                                                                                                          Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2106L   I was only in for blood tests - .....                                                                                                                                            Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2107L   It was the least I could do - ........                                                                                                                                             Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2108L   Remember sneaking out last night with your hosepipe?                                                                                                    Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2109L   He's the new Health and Safety Officer!                                                                                                                                Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2110L   ...and the sinks blocked, the grid wants clearing,.........                                                                                                        Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2111L   You're right darling - I am in bed with the Best man!                                                                                                           Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2112L   The Boy Scouts and the Girl Guides?                                                                                                                                    Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2113L   A Maternity Bra?  Yes Madam - what bust......                                                                                                                     Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2114L   You were saying Dear, about letting the expert do it?                                                                                                         Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2115L   Er.Yes, Very nice - and what other interests do you have, Miss Goodbody ? (Syd)                                                     Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2116L   And how are your nerves today Mr. Twitchit?  (Syd) Syd Kitching                                                                                Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2117L   But when you said you'd like to photograph me in the NUDE...!    (Syd)                                                                        Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2118L   Go and tell your dad to come out of the water..........     (Syd)                                                                                             Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2119L   By "Give her one", I take it you mean a medal for the 400 metres?   (Syd)                                                                       Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2120L   Please Madam, stop - you're only making it harder for yourself !   (Syd)                                                                         Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2121L   Let's go back to that little Hotel for a second honeymoon? - Same here !   (Syd)                                                           Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2122L   Here come the Chippendales - Well, two antiques anyway !  (Syd)                                                                                 Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2123L   It's your wife - was your Nat. Lottery ticket in your grey jacket she gave to Oxfam                                                      Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2124L   If this was on a woman she'd be pregnant"........    Brian Perry (BP)                                                                                  Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2125L   He's semi retired - He still likes to keep his hand in"    (BP)                                                                                                Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2126L   Keep your mind on your job lad"......       (BP)                                                                                                                       Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2127L   What a waste - I had a an all over bath ... and he only examined my chest!" (BP)                                                         Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2128L   The trouble with eating tongue is - you never know when you've finished"   (BP)                                                       Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2129L   I know other little boys wee in the pool - but not from the high board!   (BP)                                                                Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2130L   Have you noticed.... the blokes don't seem to dance much at these turnouts  (JR)                                                       Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2131L   Something seems to be making us list, and I've got a good idea what they are  (JR)                                                     Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2132L   They say people and their pets grow to look like each other.... How daft  (JR)                                                              Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2133L   I think these public view ports on building sites are a brilliant idea..... Don't you (JR)                                                  Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2134L   Couldn't you have made the jump instead?   (JR)  (John Ross)                                                                                         Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2135L   He said "Let's look at Uranus" - So I left him seeing stars !   (JR)                                                                                     Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2136L   Are you quite sure thats his hand?    (JR)                                                                                                                             Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2137L   Flat 42D ..... You must be joking !    (JR)                                                                                                                                Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2138L   I wonder how much they want for these mirrors?   (JR)                                                                                                      Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2139L   The relationship's over then .... is it?     (JR)                                                                                                                          Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2140L   No, I'm All in Favour of Saving Water - But.....!     (Syd)                                                                                                    Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2142L   Well, You All Seem to Have the General Gist on Biology!   (Syd)                                                                                     Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2143L   Oh, You're Having Trouble with Your Breathing Too!    (Syd)                                                                                          Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2144L   So You're Nicholas? What a Coincidence!     (Syd)                                                                                                             Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2145L   Did You Have To Get So Passionate on My New Waterbed?  (Syd)                                                                               Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2146L   What's Wrong Harry - Another Failed to Give Way?   (Syd)                                                                                            Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2147L   What We Want To Know is.. Could You Kill a Man? OOOHH Yes.. Eventually (JR)                                                   Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2148L   OOHH... What a Dinky Little Chopper                                                                                                                                   Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2149L   Well, They Don't Usually Take Down So Many Particulars!                                                                                             Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2150L   After Being Tied to the Kitchen Sink for So Long........                                                                                                       Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2151L   Watch the Little Dickie Bird, Girls!                                                                                                                                         Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2152L   If This Van Should Start a Rocking - Don't Come a Knocking!                                                                                          Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2153L   A Bingo Bride, Enters the Church with Eyes Down...........etc.                                                                                           Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2154L   Ladies - Which Brassiere Do You Wear?.......etc.                                                                                                                 Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2155L   This Should Suit You!  It's a Dirty Postcard!                                                                                                                        Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2156L   Every Man Should Have 16 Wives - It Says So in the Marriage Service.......etc.                                                            Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2157L   Could You Get the Walls This Nice Shade of Titty Pink, Mister?                                                                                     Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2158L   How to Back Horses and Win.........etc                                                                                                                                   Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2159L   Optician!                                                                                                                                                                                     Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2160L   No Henry, I said, 'Give her in front a Honk!'            (Syd Kitching)(Syd)                                                                          Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2161L   Oh, Hello Vicar. I was just showing Miss Springer the ropes!  (Syd)                                                                               Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2162L   Clarke Kent? I'd say more like Clarke Can't!  (Syd)                                                                                                               Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2163L   No! I said 'Stop at Pier' - not Stop and Peer!  (Syd)                                                                                                              Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2164L   When I said 'Score', I meant on the field!  (Syd)                                                                                                                   Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2165L   Come on Harry - Harder. You'll never get it up at this rate!  (Syd)                                                                                    Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2166L   No Dear - I said, 'Look at the size of his Tentacles!'  (Syd)                                                                                                 Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2167L   OOOH, I can't wait - How long until it's in?  (Syd)                                                                                                               Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2168L   OK lads, the drunks are finished.. Let's see what we can do, all together now.. (JR)                                                     Cn   C  30p     .......

BC2169L   I'm not going in...did you see how cold that water is?  (John Ross((JR)                                                                          Cn   C  30p     .......

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No.005       That's cheating Fred, You're not supposed to Tee Up in the rough......  (Golf)                                                               S     C  £1-00  .......

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No.007       Remember Me? I came in six months ago to have a cavity Filled-!! (Dental)                                                                   S     C  60p     .......

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No.014       For crying out loud Fred - Not half way up the ladder?!  (Policeman)                                                                              S     C  60p     .......

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No.016       American Express Lassie? - Of course Luv - You can go as fast as you like!                                                                 S     C  60p     .......

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No.019       What are those little things on the front seat, Sir? Those are tees to rest my balls on....                                              S     C  £1-00  .......

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No.026       Now remember girls, If you drop your egg don't bend down to pick it up.                                                                      S     C  60p     .......

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No.029       Just looking for concealed weapons Sir!                                                                                                                               S     C  60p     .......

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No.031       Frankly - I don't know what she sees in him - His head is his biggest feature!                                                               S     C  60p     .......

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No.036       Do you think the Doctor could give me some pills to improve my sex urge etc.                                                             S     C  60p     .......

No.037       Nudist Beach - What's in today's paper Joe                                                                                                                         S     C  60p     .......

No.038       Hey, Sonia                                                                                                                                                                                  S     C  60p     .......

No.040       I could have sweared I saw a Worm!                                                                                                                                     S     C  60p     .......

No.042       I missed my morning train dear ----- That's a funny place to leave the Milk!                                                                   S     C  60p     .......

No.043       How! - Me know how cowboy - Come inside!                                                                                                                      S     C  60p     .......

No.046       Iv'e heard he uses his false teeth to scallop the edges of his pies ....... etc                                                                      S     C  60p     .......

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No.054       If they all look like him Gladys - They'll never become extinct.                                                                                          S     C  60p     .......

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No.056       How B----- stuoid can you get, I distinctly said - prick his boil!                                                                                        S     C  60p     .......

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No.062       And now He's going to have a jump against the clock!                                                                                                      S     C  60p     .......

No.063       That isn't what I meant when I said put your specimen on the trolley!                                                                            S     C  60p     .......

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No.066       I think I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth filled! ........ etc                                                                                        S     C  60p     .......

No.067       Anything you say will be taken down!  Knickers!                                                                                                               S     C  60p     .......

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No.071       You ruddy idiots - I didn't say I wish I had a twelve inch Pianist!                                                                                    S     C  60p     .......

No.072       Hey Mister, This is for ladies only - That'sh alright love - so ish this!                                                                             S     C  60p     .......

No.074       If yer want anything - Just ring                                                                                                                                               S     C  60p     .......

No.075       Excuse me Miss, could you point me in the direction of casualty..........etc.                                                                    S     C  60p     .......

1012           Blimey - Her's My Husband, Can You Come Back Tonight? ..........                                                                                  S     C  50p     .......

   Seaside Comic Series: Small Black Triangle: PU = Postal Used                                                                                                                                 

1145           This is the Life! After 50 weeks of hard toil - You can't beat it!                                                                                         S     C  £1-25  .......

1351           When I came here I was 36-24-36, but NOW I'm 72-48-72                                                                                                   S     C  £1-25  .......

1728           Couldn't you show a bit more restraint Harold darling?                                                                                                      S     C  £1-25  .......

1781           You ought to see me in my Teeny Weeny Bikini - I look smashing                                                                                  S     C  £1-25  .......

1795           Is it doing me good? - Judge for yourself                                                                                                                              S     C  £1-25  .......

1863           Does the climate here disagree with your wife sir! No mister IT wouldn't dare                                                               S     C  £1-25  .......

1870           Blimey, Mabel - The end is in sight!                                                                                                                                       S     C  £1-25  .......

1877           But we went there on our honeymoon Fred! Yes, but let's go to see the scenery......                                                    S     C  £1-25  .......

1890           Excuse my back - But I'm very busy this week Enjoying Myself                                                                                       S     C  £1-25  .......

1937           Look what I've found Nellie - Any good to you ........                                                                                                          S     C  £1-25  .......

1945           What's wrong with sunbathing in the Nude - No one can see me up here........                                                              S     C  £1-25  .......

1978           The Bottom seems a long way off, Joe!  Are you kiddin' Mavis                                                                                       S     C  £1-25  .......

1990           But darling  - It says in the papers that one piece costumes are the fashion this year!                                                 S     C  £1-25  .......

2006           I know you think of me like this - Pity you can't see me in all my glamour ole dear!                                                      S     C  £1-25  .......

2018           It's nice to get away from it all!                                                                                                                                                S     C  £1-25  .......

2051           I heard her say she won't play ball with you mister - Why not have a game with us!                                                   S     C  £1-25  .......

2068           You're still out of focus dear - Just one more step backwards!                                                                                          S     C  £1-25  .......

2073           Are you sure it is necessary for a passport photo? (PU)                                                                                                    S     C  £1-25  .......

2102           I'm in danger of getting my unmentionables wet - Having a smashing time!                                                                   S     C  £1-25  .......

2103           Flog this lot for me - I'm settled here!                                                                                                                                     S     C  £1-25  .......

2109           Nice to be away from the kitchen stove old dear! Having a Heavenly time this week                                                   S     C  £1-25  .......

2110           Right on the Beat here! - Cheerio you Squares - Swinging                                                                                                S     C  £1-25  .......

2111           I'm trying hard to remember mothers good advice                                                                                                               S     C  £1-25  .......

2114           I'm just drifting in perfect peace this week! No household worries (PU)                                                                          S     C  £1-25  .......

2117           Blimey-When I look back on this holiday I shall always think-That was the week that was                                        S     C  £1-25  .......

2118           Apart from an occasional nightmare I'm having a wonderful time!                                                                                   S     C  £1-25  .......

2120           Don't bother to change - Come as you are!                                                                                                                           S     C  £1-25  .......

2123           When you're doing your washing ole dear, I'll be thinking of you........                                                                           S     C  £1-25  .......

2189           Alone on a Desert island with this young lady, I hope she's chaste!........                                                                       S     C  £1-25  .......

2199           If that's what you call messing around in boats - Count me Out!                                                                                      S     C  £1-25  .......

2208           I'm sure yours would attract more attention Miss Brown!  (PU)                                                                                        S     C  £1-25  .......

2209           When you sit by the sea, you've time to think - How nice to be away from kitchen sink                                             S     C  £1-25  .......

2215           Got this one lined up for you! come here and live it up!                                                                                                     S     C  £1-25  .......

2216           We're right on the BEAT here! With plenty of backing!                                                                                                    S     C  £1-25  .......

2218           It's nice to get away from it all - Ironing. Household Chores. Washing ........                                                                  S     C  £1-25  .......

2220           Having a most exciting time!  Help!                                                                                                                                        S     C  £1-25  .......

2229           Sorry, Miss, But you can't come into the hotel dressed like that...........  (PU)                                                                 S     C  £1-25  .......

2274           What's The top part for then?                                                                                                                                                 S     C  £1-25  .......

2282           The last time I ran out of petrol, you walked home love - Can you swim? (PU)                                                              S     C  £1-25  .......

2291           Thre's only the Bridal Suite left. Sir ........ (PU)                                                                                                                      S     C  £1-25  .......

2294           So far so good - Now let's get off home and find out if you can cook! (PU)                                                                   S     C  £1-25  .......

2296           Everything's just fine - couldn't be better old dear                                                                                                              S     C  £1-25  .......

2302           It's wonderful here - I'm not missing you one bit!                                                                                                                S     C  £1-25  .......

2305           After 365 days of gloom - It's smashing here                                                                                                                        S     C  £1-25  .......

2307           On the Beach After Dark - Hurry up the tides coming in etc.........                                                                                     S     C  £1-25  .......

2325           The view up here is Really Terrific, Mr Jones                                                                                                                       S     C  £1-25  .......

2386           I've been waiting a whole blooming year for this!  It's sheer heaven                                                                                S     C  £1-25  .......

2387           It's Nice to get away from it all!                                                                                                                                               S     C  £1-25  .......

2388           No restrictions Here! No jumping out of bed - No Cooking and Washing up etc.......(PU)                                           S     C  £1-25  .......

2389           Apart from the occasional nightmare... I'm having a wonderful time                                                                                S     C  £1-25  .......

2394           Having a real swinging holiday, Cheerio                                                                                                                               S     C  £1-25  .......

2395           I've suddenly realised what's been ruining my life - It's getting up and going to work (PU)                                        S     C  £1-25  .......

2412           For goodness sake, is that all you ever think about                                                                                                            S     C  £1-25  .......

2437           Help!                 S                                                                                                                                                                         C     £1-25       .......

2469           Household chores - I've forgotten all about that little lot enjoying myself                                                                      S     C  £1-25  .......

2473           Never mind landing a man on the moon - I've landed one here                                                                                         S     C  £1-25  .......

2475           To-Days Sport                                                                                                                                                                           S     C  £1-25  .......

2505           Fancy anything for afters?                                                                                                                                                       S     C  £1-25  .......

2540           And you thik you've got problems!                                                                                                                                       S     C  £1-25  .......

2549           After being tied to the kitchen sink for so long.. It's nice to get away from it all!                                                           S     C  £1-25  .......

2551           I've left this lot behind.. but who cares - I Don't Not this week (PU)                                                                                S     C  £1-25  .......

2572           Come on Love five minutes is'nt going to make any difference                                                                                         S     C  £1-25  .......

2617           No one can see me sunbathing up here..........(PU)                                                                                                               S     C  £1-25  .......

2636           Fancy a few tit bits (PU)                                                                                                                                                           S     C  £1-25  .......

2648           Are you here for the week then                                                                                                                                               S     C  £1-25  .......

2656           Thank goodness - A relief man at last                                                                                                                                   S     C  £1-25  .......

2660           Blackpool Tower isn't as big as I thought it would be either                                                                                             S     C  £1-25  .......

BLOOMSBURY                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

B155          Bloomsbury Fair 23.5.99 Theme - Road Traffic Sign (Cartoon)                                                                                          Cn   C  50p     .......

CHIMERA ARTS                                                                                                                                                                                                                

   Tom Browne: Motor Sports - The Passengers or Victoria Cross Race                                                                                             S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Illustrated Sports - Fishing                                                                                                                                              S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Illustrated Sports - Shooting                                                                                                                                           S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Illustrated Sports - Mountain Climbing                                                                                                                         S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Illustrated Sports - Polo                                                                                                                                                   S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Illustrated Sports - Golf                                                                                                                                                    S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Kissing -  The 'New Hat' Kiss                                                                                                                                          S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Kissing -  The Electioneering Kiss                                                                                                                                 S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Kissing -  The Slobby 'Uncle Podger' Kiss                                                                                                                   S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Kissing -  'The Auntie' Kiss                                                                                                                                             S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Kissing -  The Long Lingering 'Riverside ' Kiss                                                                                                           S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Motoring in the City. Getting Mixed                                                                                                                              S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: The Bell of the Ball - Golf                                                                                                                                                 S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Captain. Blow your whistle that's a foul. Ref. Can't I've swallowed it                                                                       S     C  50p     .......

   Tom Browne: Rival Captains. Was that a goal. Ref. I-I-I D-D Don't Know                                                                                      S     C  50p     .......

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S62             Cavemen at Play - B'nemouth Brontosaurus Collection - Prehistoric Edwardian Humour                                            S     C  £2-50  .......

ISLE OF MAN POST OFFICE                                                                                                                                                                                            

Set No.8    Isle of Man Classic Comic Postcards - Issued 14th February 1990    5 Cards                                                                  Cn   C  £1-50  .......

J.ARTHUR DIXON                                                                                                                                                                                                             

   Besley Cards - J.Arthur Dixon Logo - Published by J. Hinde                                                                                                                                    

PHU23738 Traditional Scottish Pastime: Looking For Lost Coins In The Heather                                                                            Cn   C  30p     .......

PHU23740 Why Scotsmen Tend To Be Called Mac                                                                                                                               Cn   C  30p     .......

PHU24949 Managing To Relax With Some Golf....                                                                                                                                  Cn   C  30p     .......

PHU25007 Getting Away From It All In The Highlands Of Scotland                                                                                                   Cn   C  30p     .......

PHU25917 Not Much Sign Of Fish Yet....                                                                                                                                                 Cn   C  30p     .......

PHU26612 Funny How They Follow Each Other, Just Like.. Um....                                                                                                      Cn   C  30p     .......

JUDGES                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

C16826      100 Years of Motoring - Tom Browne Comic - "Can't you come in the proper way?"                                                   Cn   C  30p     .......

C16828      100 Years of Motoring - Tom Browne Comic - "11-30 P.M."                                                                                              Cn   C  30p     .......

C16835      100 Years of Motoring - Tom Browne Comic - "Can you play the 'Ole Bull and Bush'                                                  Cn   C  30p     .......

C16836      100 Years of Motoring - Tom Browne Comic - "I can distinctly hear a bee humming"                                                  Cn   C  30p     .......

C20403      A Sign of the Times - Comic Road Signs - Caution! Lonely shepherds                                                                           Cn   C  30p     .......

MALVERN LIFE SERIES                                                                                                                                                                                                    

PC HH10   No.6 The Beacon, Malvern, Height 1395ft. You can see 15 counties from here                                                              Cn   C  25p     .......

MAYFAIR                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

BO 571      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'Forget-Me-Not'                                                                                                                                 Cn   C  50p     .......

BO 572      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'Kiss Me Goodnight'                                                                                                                         Cn   C  50p     .......

BO 573      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'Fancy Me Falling For You'                                                                                                              Cn   C  50p     .......

BO 574      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'Just Dropping You A Card'                                                                                                             Cn   C  50p     .......

BO 575      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'My Favourite'                                                                                                                                    Cn   C  50p     .......

BO 576      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'I Want To Be Good'                                                                                                                          Cn   C  50p     .......

BO 577      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'You Are The Sweetest Thing'                                                                                                         Cn   C  50p     .......

BO 578      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'First Thing Write'                                                                                                                              Cn   C  50p     .......

BO 579      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'My Favourite Spot'                                                                                                                           Cn   C  50p     .......

BO 580      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'Let's Party'                                                                                                                                          Cn   C  50p     .......

BO 581      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'I Play Other Games As Well'                                                                                                           Cn   C  50p     .......

BO 582      Bonzo by G.E. Study - 'You Can't Teach ....'                                                                                                                          Cn   C  50p     .......

T1017        Legal Types - Things are only sent to try us                                                                                                                        Cn   C  50p     .......

T1027        Vote for Gran'Pop - Lawson Wood                                                                                                                                         Cn   C  50p     .......

MUMBLES RAILWAY PUB CO                                                                                                                                                                                       

MRP/505   I'd prefer Jersey Airways - Lawson Wood comic                                                                                                                 Cn   C  60p     .......

NORTH WEST DEVON RLY PRES. SOC.                                                                                                                                                                        

   Railfun - A set 16 Humorous Cards with a Railway Theme by Keith West                                                                                      S     C  £5-50  .......

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No.1-50     Asterix the Gaul - Cartoon character by Liderzo Nos. 1-50 except Nos. 7:20:21:22:28:                                                   Cn   C  30p     .......

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                                                                                                               SINGLE CARDS                                                                             Cn   C  30p     .......

P.H.TOPIC                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

No.228       Greetings From Basingstock by Colin Geary                                                                                                                        Cn   C  50p     .......

No.340       Greetings Earthlings on the New Millennium - Besley comic                                                                                             Cn   C  50p     .......

No.364       National Postcard Week 2001 26 Aug-1Sept.- Rupert Besley Comic                                                                                Cn   C  50p     .......

No.425       Rupert Besley RB4. Post Office... That's right this used to be a Post Office                                                                   Cn   C  60p     .......

No.430       Besley Comic RB5 - Ruddy Vandals! features Viking, Old Lady and Telephone Box                                                    Cn   C  60p     .......

No.445       Besley Comic RB6 - Sudoku Setters Conference - Yesss!                                                                                                  Cn   C  60p     .......

No.446       Besley Comic RB7 - Sudoku on the Brain                                                                                                                              Cn   C  60p     .......

PYRAMID                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

PC9105 to The Adventures of Dick and Fanny - A series of sexy inuendo cartoons                                                                                              

RAINBOW POSTCARDS                                                                                                                                                                                                   

RCP-005    His 'N' Hers - No Sympathy for the car mechanic                                                                                                                 Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-008    Good Sports - Football Cartoon                                                                                                                                              Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-010    His 'N' Hers - Guarding the garden fruit                                                                                                                                 Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-015    His 'N' Hers - The amateur plumber                                                                                                                                        Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-019    His 'N' Hers - 'Tea' surprise                                                                                                                                                      Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-022    His 'N' Hers - Champagne and sailing ships                                                                                                                          Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-034    Good Sports - Horse Racing Cartoon                                                                                                                                     Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-037    Good Sports - Golfing Cartoon                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-038    Good Sports - Football Cartoon                                                                                                                                              Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-039    Good Sports - Cricket Cartoon                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-042    His 'N' Hers - The double car wash                                                                                                                                         Cn   C  25p     .......

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RCP-045    His 'N' Hers - Rowing machine bliss!                                                                                                                                      Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-046    Good Sports - Horse Racing Cartoon                                                                                                                                     Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-060    Good Sports - Golfing Cartoon                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-061    Animal Antics - Cartoon Series - Animals First                                                                                                                    Cn   C  25p     .......

RCP-062    His 'N' Hers - Dive bombers, galore                                                                                                                                        Cn   C  25p     .......

02-02          Good Sports - Football Cartoon                                                                                                                                              Cn   C  25p     .......

03-02          Good Sports - Football Cartoon                                                                                                                                              Cn   C  25p     .......

04-02          Good Sports - Golfing Cartoon                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  25p     .......

05-02          Good Sports - Rugby Cartoon                                                                                                                                                 Cn   C  25p     .......

06-02          Good Sports - Golfing Cartoon                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  25p     .......

07-02          Good Sports - Football Cartoon                                                                                                                                              Cn   C  25p     .......

08-02          Good Sports - Golfing Cartoon                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  25p     .......

09-02          Good Sports - Tennis Cartoon                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  25p     .......

10-02          Good Sports - Golfing Cartoon                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  25p     .......

11-02          Good Sports - Golfing Cartoon                                                                                                                                                Cn   C  25p     .......

12-02          Good Sports - Football Cartoon                                                                                                                                              Cn   C  25p     .......

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SEPR37     Punch Cartoon - ' Beware of the bog'                                                                                                                                     Cn   C  40p     .......

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